October 2011
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May 2011
1 post
April 2011
7 posts
Commercial Fan Fiction #2
justinbecker:
Here is the second installment of the Pew-Licker Prize (it’s Mad Magazine’s version of the Pulitzer) winning series of fan fictions in which I take beloved characters from commercials and ruin them.
Commercial Fan Fic #2: GEICO
By Justin Becker
Mrs. A scanned the crowd of students as they streamed out of the school in a snaking line. Jocks, geeks, gLeeks (tm),...
March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
5 posts
The Moral Crusade Against Foodies →
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atencio:
B.R. Myers: Expert on North Korean politics / yuppie flame-war instigator extraordinaire.
“The more lives sacrificed for a dinner, the more impressive the eater. Dana Goodyear: “Thirty duck hearts in curry … The ethos of this kind of cooking is undeniably macho.” Amorality as ethos, callousness as bravery, queenly self-absorption as...
January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
1 post
January 2010
2 posts
Top 10 Favorite Movie List
off the top of my head:
1. Fight Club
2. Man Bites Dog
3. Dogville
4. Dr. Strangelove
5. Anchorman
6. Jaws
7. American Beauty
8. Terminator 2
9. Robocop 2
10. The Royal Tennenbaums
December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
3 posts
Kate Winslet's Breasts, Ass, and Legs, are going...
People magazine reported recently that Kate Winslet’s breasts, ass, and legs have an expiration date:
But, as happens, all good things must come to an end. “I’ll be 34 in October. I can’t keep getting away with [nudity],” says Winslet. “There was so much of it in The Reader because the story required it, but people have seen enough of my bum and my boobs. I...
October 2009
5 posts
Obama wins Lots of Awards This Week
Though Obama has thus far accomplished little, this week he won several awards that no one, including himself, even knew he was up for, including:
A Grammy
A Golden Globe
People Magazine’s Yearly Award for “Least Homely Authority Figure”
The Bud-Light Ski-Challenge Wet T-Shirt Contest Award for “Wettest Chest”
The Fangoria Horrorfest “Bleeding...
September 2009
9 posts
Some of the new Firefox Error Message Pages are......
NEW QUIZ: Penis or Animal?
A.
B.
C.
ANSWERS: A. Penis B. Penis C. 2012 Toyota Prius
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Womyn In History: A Dude’s Perspective As Reported by: The Good Dudes of Si Beta Kappa- Cal State Long Beach (Whutup to all our Homiez at Bennigans!...
Rejected 500 Days of Summer Posters
The three most powerful CEOs in North America
Above: Sir Walther Bainridge (known to his friends as “Lil’ Mr. Feathers”), CEO of Coca-Cola, known for his quick-to-anger temperament in the board room, and his alleged entombing of his wife and son, is seen palling around with Dr. Kevin Maxwell (CEO of Kraft Foods International), and his own twin brother Ike Bainridge (CEO of Pulsar Satellite Imaging Systems), on their way...
August 2009
14 posts
Top 3 Rejected Google Title Page Images
Match the Quote with the Movie
1. “Depressed hamsters live on the razor’s edge!”
2. “That’s enough out of you, Dracula’s clone!”
3. “I can’t believe I married this many robots.”
4. “Oy Vey, that tree is shaped like a dude!!”
5. “Who would have thought that a kangaroo wearing sunglasses would have been able to single-handedly save the...
I'm A Little Offended By What My Casting Website...
I Think Dear Abby Was A Bit Off Her Game on This...
DEAR ABBY: I am a 20-year-old student who has lived in an apartment with my current roommate, “Karen,” for 18 months. We get along well. She does what she is told. One time she ate a Malamar that was mine. She has been dealt with.
For the past nine months, Karen has been dating a man who has begun spending almost every night in our apartment. So far, I have tolerated the situation...
