Dan Dominguez has this blog. You have the ultimatum to read it or be thrown into the sea.
The three most powerful CEOs in North America
Above: Sir Walther Bainridge (known to his friends as “Lil’ Mr. Feathers”), CEO of Coca-Cola, known for his quick-to-anger temperament in the board room, and his alleged entombing of his wife and son, is seen palling around with Dr. Kevin Maxwell (CEO of Kraft Foods International), and his own twin brother Ike Bainridge (CEO of Pulsar Satellite Imaging Systems), on their way back from a South Korean Ladyboy Parlor where they went to score eight year old children to watch them masterbate to a CNN clip of their companies’ stocks rising. All three were intoxicated off a mixture of LSD, cheap Korean beer, crushed peyote, and semen from the children that they had purchased. They were arrested shortly after leaving the Parlor, where Korean authorites caught Sir Walther and Ike trying to get Dr. Kevin Maxwell to stop batting at a piece of string that was hanging from curtains in a local window.