Dan Dominguez has this blog. You have the ultimatum to read it or be thrown into the sea.
Fri
Oct
9
Obama wins Lots of Awards This Week
Though Obama has thus far accomplished little, this week he won several awards that no one, including himself, even knew he was up for, including:
A Grammy
A Golden Globe
People Magazine’s Yearly Award for “Least Homely Authority Figure”
The Bud-Light Ski-Challenge Wet T-Shirt Contest Award for “Wettest Chest”
The Fangoria Horrorfest “Bleeding Chainsaw” Award for best death in a horror/sci-fi short film.
The Blue-Ribbon Prize for Best “Non-Sporting Dog” at the American Kennel Club Dog Show
RALPHS Supermarket Association of Store Manager’s Monthly Award in the Category of “Produce” for best “Apple Stacker”